November 13, 2008

I am me.

“I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am.- Sylvia Plath

I thought it might be nice to get to know each other. I want to hear about things you've learned, who you are, and even what you aren't. Since I imagine you are shy, I will start.

I've learned that a glass of tea plus a keyboard equals death and destruction.

I try to see beauty in everything. At least, that's what I use to tell my parents when they asked why I hadn't finished cleaning my room.

When I was little I wanted to be a fashion designer. Yes, Ms. What-do-you-mean-my-closet-is-lacking-color-Gray-and-Black-are-totally-colors wanted to design things for other people to wear.

I have more hobbies ::coughobsessionscough:: than Bella has shoes.

I enjoy all things spooky and scary except bats...

I've learned that one of my best friends wants me to get a pet bat. Which obviously means that he wants me to get rabies and die.

Nothing is funnier than seeing an owl divebomb the aforementioned best friend's head, and hearing him scream like a little bitch.

I have learned that slamming off the water faucet is not a great defense against an unknown skeery thing. (That was just for you Ethan.)

Obviously, my friends and I spend way to much time trying to freak the other out.

I am convinced that my dentist is a government paid torturer by night. In my mind that is the only reason for the insane amounts of pain that he causes me.

I dislike birthdays immensely and think that if they have to be acknowledged at all they should be refered to as Escape from the Womb Day.

The phrase “the best thing ever.” is the best thing ever with “blank rocks my face off” as a close second.

I am addicted to myspace surveys.

Finally, I never get to bed at a reasonable time. As I am typing this, I realize that I should have been asleep hours ago.

So, that's part of me. We may make this a running blog and pick it up from time to time. That's something to think about at any rate.

Until next time, here I come sleep.


Bella said...

A) Gray and black are not in fact colors...neither is white (I'm not making this is FACT)

2) I do have a lot of shoes...